Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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