OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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