There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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