we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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