Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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