I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
