I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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