Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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