what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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