i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Im part way to drunk.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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