either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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