After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
