To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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