I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
