I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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