she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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