I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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