tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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