she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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