I didn't shave. On purpose
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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