Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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