ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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