Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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