If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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