To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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