Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
operation harelip BJ is a go
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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