i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
