I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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