we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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