oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
