It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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