Your dad touched me again.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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