I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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