i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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