he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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