yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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