i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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