Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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