I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize
