Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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