How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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