but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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