I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
