I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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