i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
sex in a hospital.. check
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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