Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
