i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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