nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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