Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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