my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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