The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
