Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
