8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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