Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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