Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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