New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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